Thursday, July 20, 2006

Current Price for a Complete Podcast: $.01 USD

You get the following services:

1) Kickoff phone call - we will discuss the type of podcast you want to do. It should last about 10 minutes. It could be in interview, you could sing a song, or you could read the Pledge of Allegience, Anything that's legal and that we both agree on is fair game. I'm really flexible on the content, but even I have my limits.

2) I'll write the questions for you (if it's an interview). You may provide input if you like, or let me do all the work.

3) I'll record the phone call - or, I will come to you if you are within 50 miles of Algonquin, IL (a NW suburb of Chicago). I will record for up to 60 minutes if you can go on talking that long.

4) I'll edit the recording digitally - I'll tighten up the messy parts and make it flow as well as possible. I can do wonders in editing, but it may not be what you originally expected. Many finished podcasts are 10-15 minutes long. I decide what the right length is for your podcast, and how to edit it.

5) I'll post the podcast on this blog, on iTunes, and in the RSS feed for all the world to experience. Who knows? A Gadzillion people from around the world could hear your podcast. You could be more famous than the Beatles, or you could fade away without a thought. You just never know.

That's it. It's a pretty good deal.


The not-so-fine print:

1) You must contact me at podcastdan@yahoo.com to book the podcast at this price. Without a confirmation email from me, you have not booked bupkis. There will only be one podcast at this price. The price doubles with every podcast.

2) I alone decide who gets the next available slot. Whether I get one or 1,000 requests for the next slot, it is my decision who gets it. If you don't get this slot, there's always the next one. Please try again. I'll try to be fair.

3) Payment must be made by check or PayPal. I will document all transactions on this website. If your check bounces, your podcast will never see the light of day, and I'll give your spot to someone else. And I own all rights to the recording. Don't blow it.

4) Your podcast will almost certainly be put into the public domain at my discretion. You can do anything you want with it, but so can I and anyone else.

5) There is no money back guarantee - 'cause your podcast might suck - I offer absolutely no refunds if you are not happy.

6) Let's keep the lawyers out of this. All decisions are at my sole discretion. No exceptions. No arbitration. You must agree to waive all rights and agree not to to pursue any legal action before we record the podcast. I'm not losing my shirt over a bad podcast. It's better for everyone this way.

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